Whistle-whistle, whistle-whistle whistle-whistle whistle-whistle

So, this morning I had a chat on my status as an Illegal, and he linked me to some simple advice:

http://razomyers.tumblr.com/post/20132210943/thoughts-on-my-friend-being-a-mexican-illegal-in-korea

Or, in a nutshell:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WlBiLNN1NhQ&feature=player_embedded